Queen Caterpillar, Lord of the Underground

I'm Alexis and i have an Arcanine named Roomba.

if you can think of a color scheme for this blog that isnt fucking terrible please tell me

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I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.

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penaswalker:

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1/5 FAVORITE MGS CHARACTERS

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but i believe in you

shadows take off a third of your health

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HAHAHAHAH no

thank you im glad somebody here is speaking some sense

petition to have “five-man band” banned from tvtropes

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Early character design for Calhoun from Disney’s Wreck-it Ralph. Artwork by Jin Kim.

Source: Cosmo Animato

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*camera angle switches to view the notebook over my shoulder* *”Alexis thinks shrek is cute” is written in crayon*

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“Before you can be anything, you have to be yourself. That’s the hardest thing to find.” - E.L. Konigsburg

It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to E.L. Konigsburg. Thank you for all the wonderful stories. RIP.

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little stars: calumnw: in Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. and then... ›

calumnw:

in Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. and then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. one automobile birthed another automobile. 

when Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “i’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. the car responds by saying “right. and mine is developing iPhone apps” before winking. not only is this a poorly placed pop cultural reference, but they have iPhones in this world. smartphones. Cars can hold mobile phones and use them and use their touch screen for various uses.

in Cars 2 there is a Pope. The pope is a car in a pope hat. he rides around in a Popemobile. a CAr is riding in another car. they make reference to the Popemobile. “is the Popemobile Catholic?”, Mater says as a “well duhhh” moment, much like our saying, “Is the Pope catholic?”. presumably this means the Popemobile is employed and must be specifically Catholic in order to be the chauffeur and carrier to the regular pope. Also, Catholicism is in this Universe. this means that there must have been an actual Jesus Christ car. also they mention at one point that gasoline is a “fossil fuel. as in dead dinosaurs!” so there must have been dinosaurs at one point in the Cars universe but were they actual dinosaurs or car dinosaurs how did this civilsation start how did the 

ok i started animorphs and i wanna know why i am not living cassie’s life

i mean im only in the second book so nothing horrible has really happened yet, i mean except for birdstuck, but that was inevitable

i mean, she lives on a farm and has 24/7 access to a zoo and her parents are vets and she can TURN INTO ANIMALS AKA MY DREAM POWER MY WHOLE LIFE

i mean its like daine, but 100% less tragic past