Queen Caterpillar, Lord of the Underground

I'm Alexis and i have an Arcanine named Roomba.

if you can think of a color scheme for this blog that isnt fucking terrible please tell me

laughingalonewithrvb:

 alexiorsay said: 

ok but his names ulysses of course you like him

wait what wHy??

idek i just hear the name “ulysses” and think of you at this point

i mean ulysses s. grant, odysseus, you and that name are just inextricably linked in my mind sorry

laughingalonewithrvb said: lawful neutral mY FAVORITE ALIGNMENT??? ? ?

MAYBE BUT wHEN I SAY PEDANTIC PAIN IN THE ASS I FUCKIN MEAN IT

my mom is saying how she loves that commercial with the gazelles with night vision goggles and i have to pipe in and go “ok i understand the intent of the commercial but a single male lion approaching two gazelles head-on is not at all how lions hunt”

and my whole family just gives me this LOOK

laughingalonewithrvb said: HI OH GOD hI I’M ACTUALLY??? LIKE OVERWHELMED BY THE RESPONSE I”VE GOTTEN.. > » … LIKE WOW I”M ??? GENUINELY TOUCHED HELP

EMMA YOU WERE MISSED BY A LOT OF PEOPLE WE ALL REALLY LOVE YOU OK


HUGS YOUR FACE 

IM SO HAPPY THiS Is A GOOD CHRsItmAS MIRACLE

YOUR EXISTANCE DID IN FACT MAKE MY DAY

GOD BLESS US EVERY ONE OF US

spookingalonewithrvb:

it’s not just altair and malik that make ac1 a+

of course the gameplay is repetitive, i get it and i agree! wow. repetitive. and what the fuck is up with altair’s hydrophobia? guy’s got rabies or sommat. 

buT WOW. LOOK AT THAT ATMOSPHERE! I love the bureaus with their stacks of books and piles of pillows and little wall fountains and the soft orange-tan desert light that permeates everything. Unless you’re in Acre, that place is blue and horrible and sucks ew everybody hates Acre because wow filthy Europeans GROSS. and all the pretty rugs and textiles and the PEOPLE are so varied, from lowest basket weaver to richly-bedecked people of importance and wealth!

AND THE MESSAGE! that it’s ok to be good at something, but don’t adopt a habit of hubris. that nothing is always as it seems!!! your own grand master can be a real son of a bitch, you follow? that you should rely on your own instincts, but never stray so far from your core values that you get your bff’s ARM CHOPPED OFF. 

and of course, the oft-quoted but rarely dwelled-upon and understood ‘nothing is true, everything is permitted’ 

the entire game is a fucking philosophy and history lesson tied up into a big lovely package with some parkour ribbon

you might think desmond has the personality of a fish (you weren’t paying attention then, because he’s sassy as hell) or that the game has the depth of a kiddy pool - and that’s cool, i guess; i’ll just think you definitely weren’t looking hard enough. 

yes yes this is a good post (im glad i inspired this with my tagging whoops because this is beautiful)

honestly even though the second game has more space to explore, city wise, i much prefer the environments of the first game- sitting up on top of a building as the camera pans is just so much more THRILLING and it makes your heart kinda swell in the first game

(also who doesnt like desmond??? they are wrong. just flat out wrong. sorry)

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laughingalonewithrvb replied to your post: JOURNAL TIME BIRTHDAY TIME 9/30/12 im 19…

omg???? HAPPY BIRTHDYA???

?????????? why is everyone questioning my birthday 

no but relaly THANK <3

laughingalonewithrvb replied to your post: laughingalonewithrvb replied to your post:…

LIKE INSTEAD OF DOUCHE BAG

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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IT WAS A TYPO BY SOME STUPID YOUTUBE uSER???? I GUESS??

IM PROBABLY WAY MORE CONFUSED THAN THE SITUATION WARRANTS 

IM BLAMING ASH

laughingalonewithrvb replied to your post: laughingalonewithrvb replied to your post: dutch…

dUTCH FROM ODST HIS NAME IS DUTCH

I KNOW THAT BUT WHY iS “DUTCH BAG” A JOKE TO BEIGIN WITH? THATS WHAT IM CONFUSE ABOUT