Queen Caterpillar, Lord of the Underground

I'm Alexis and i have an Arcanine named Roomba.

if you can think of a color scheme for this blog that isnt fucking terrible please tell me

  • Church: How's it goin', Tucker? We get any useful information outta the prisoner yet?
  • Tucker: I figured he was here to steal back Lopez, but he won't give us anything... except a list of crock pot recipes. Would that be useful?
  • Church: Do we have a crock pot?
  • Tucker: No, Caboose made a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a mystery box.
  • Church: What was in the mystery box?
  • Tucker: A hundred and forty jars of mayonnaise.
  • Church: ...Well that's a good trade.
  • Tucker: Yeah, it doubles as a great sunscreen.
  • Church: How did you--never mind. Listen, I think I came up with a plan for how we can use Lopez and our new prisoner to get an upper hand on the Reds.
  • Tucker: ...
  • Church and Tucker: ...
  • Church: The plan does not involve mayonnaise.
  • Tucker: Dammit, I knew there would be a catch.

monoclecircus:

For Red vs. Blue Winter, because Doc is the best teacher.

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queen-of-france:

Agent Carolina Fanmix

1. We Will Stop Them Now - Command & Conquer OST

Now, what is your mission?

2. You Will Be Perfect - Portal 2 OST

3. Harder Better Faster Stronger - Daft Punk

4. Spitting Image - Gaba Kulka
But as she got nearer she found a mirror
that made her superfluous nature clear
The girl that’s been there before

5. Stadium Love - Metric

I guess you thought

you could just watch?

No one’s getting out

6. Love Me - Gaba Kulka

Love me, while we turn the truth to ashes
Bring me a cozy space there on the right
Side of your line – we don’t need peace
Just peace of mind

7. Eveybody Knows That You’re Insane - Queens of the Stone Age
You wanna know
Just how long you can hide from
what you are
Not very long

8. Rain of Brass Petals - Three Voices Edition - Silent Hill 3 OST

A human caught
in monochrome dreams
I scream to wake up

9. Tainted Love - Marylin Manson

Once I ran to you
Now I’ll run from you

10. Whispers - Silent Hill Homecoming OST

Bonus track: Dear Prudence - Across the Univers OST

Dear Prudence let me see you smile
Dear Prudence like a little child
The clouds will be a daisy chain
So let me see you smile again

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The songs are set in chronological order to create a story, and several of them are linked to certain characters and their relationships with Carolina. Let’s call it a musical without the visuals.

Hope you enjoy it!

friendly reminder that i downloaded this when it first got posted and i still listen to it because it’s damn good and all the songs are great and now i have a bunch of gaba kulka on my ipod and whenever it plays in the car my brother asks why i have so much “swedish jazz”

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I like the song “Pray” off the season 10 soundtrack because at first it’s pretty generic rap lyrics and then all of a sudden some guy is really pissed at one of those shitty maps that blurs the northeast US into one big blob

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WHERE THE FUCK IS CONNECTICUT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZchNVtbKg

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LARYNGEAL TRAUMA AND SPEECH: a post about maine

runawaychanukiah:

It’s rare that I actually make meta posts for RVB or that I get to use my particular area of expertise to do so, but this thought has been floating around in my head for a while and I thought I’d make a big post about it since some of you might find it interesting. Look guys, I even broke out the grownup typing for you! It’s mostly about Maine and how his speech would realistically be impaired by the kind of injury we see him get in Season 9.

Big disclaimer here! This isn’t a pet peeve post or a “OMG LOOK AT HOW THEY DID THIS WRONG!!” (well, sort of). I actually quite like his limited verbal communication from a writing standpoint; I think it serves the story and his character (or what we see of it, at least) pretty well. This is more just a note of curiosity and a HEY, DID YOU KNOW?? because I’m a big nerd about linguistics. OTHER DISCLAIMER: I’m not a doctor and although I’ve done some reading about the consequences of acute laryngeal trauma, my area of expertise here is linguistics, so bear that in mind.

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oh my god this is awesome thank you i love learning things

unscpillarofautumn:

redvsbluegifs:

In response to this post, I attempted a photo manipulation of Church as both a human and as an AI using Buddy’s head. This is probably as close to my headcanon as it gets. 

oh god i thought this was male-kat

lmao so did i

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cobaltspartan:

imafraidofgod:

i hate goodbyes so i kill everyone i meet

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fantabulous12123:

who else wants a wyoming miniseries i do

B careful what you wish for I think at this point “character centered miniseries” and “wtf is continuity” are synonymous