Queen Caterpillar, Lord of the Underground

spicyshimmy:

in order to give emotional resonance to the strange stock image post-credits scene at the end of mass effect 3, i like to pretend that the grandpa speaking is joker. that he’s lived a long life being cantankerous, ornery and not so funny that it explains why someone hasn’t busted his head in yet. and the grandkid’s from one of the adopted galactic rugrats he and EDI managed to pick up along the way. (‘like lint,’ joker said at one point. ‘now go bother your uncle garrus. be sure to mention the stick up his—’ ‘ahem, jeff?’ ‘—buttocks. his bony turian buttocks. there, that should take care of ‘em. now where were we, EDI?’ ‘making robotic love, jeff.’) 

but in the end, with gray in his beard, an old cap he refuses to take off at fancy alliance meetings honoring the old heroes, or when he visits the shepard statues around the galaxy,or  when he slides into the cockpit of an old beauty—they don’t make ships like they used to, you know; with style, with class, with attitude, a real pain in the ass—he keeps the legend of shepard alive. he tells the good stories. the funny ones. the parts that make shepard and everybody who flew in that crew individuals. living, breathing characters. stupid. hilarious, just…not when they meant to be. the craziest group of bad dancers you could ever hope to meet. the biggest goddamn heroes anyone ever knew. 

and he ends every story the same way. ‘i should go,’ he says, tipping the brim of his hat to the stars. cause even though he hurts like hell, he’s got another few years to hold out for. can’t leave EDI alone. 

did you just make me feel an emotion for that stupid “scene”

how

ignores responsibilities and silently weeps about the fact that somebody thought it would be a good idea to make movies out of ender’s game and life of pi

“My sleeping issue is pretty much all worked out,” she says the night before she takes a nap and ends up sleeping all the way through her afternoon class

words i can never ever ever spell:

• foreign 
• succeeded 

ichidou:

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what i wouldn’t give for a really well done anime of a game though

Ahahaha I got home from work this morning and my dad had made my favorite sausage gravy and biscuits and there was only a little left and I went to go have some but he said it was for my mom and he didn’t make me any and I almost cried